-Stranger
Yeah Hayden, I'm only 23. However, in other news, other people celebrating their birthdays today:

Food Network's Giada de Laurentiis turns 38.
-Hayden Fan
You mean that woman I've been eyeing on the Food Network is old enough to be my mother? UGH!! I though she was 10 years younger.
You're too young.
-Angry Dwarf
Stranger: Oh, look at me, I'm 23
Hayden: Oh, look at me, I'm 18
Oh, she is too old for you, she must be 28,
Well, let me put my teeth in, and just say
F*ck you both...
And I mean that in the most sincerest manner.
Love
The(43 y.o.)AngryDwarf
(Fred, your not included. This is for the kids.)